this track is also available on Ashes Records - Vol.1
lyrics
I should buy some new shoes
Shoes don’t get me drunk
And I can’t skate in
Empty bitter jars
I’m sure they’ll give me
Blisters
And your novelty t-shirt reads
Why drink and drive
When you can smoke and fly home
Life’s a beach then you die
Do or do not there is no
Try
And I would furnish you with a snotling pump wagon
with your +3 on a d6 when breaking peoples..
Nurgle would have wanted this
Coming at you with a chaotic kiss
Were did you go?
Were have you been?
I heard you copt of with a good looking space marine
Well these walls are super model thin
And my wallet
Is the same
Yes you getting married practically grates
And I still don’t find anything
That Interesting
About interest rates
The next day You’re searching for serotonin
I want some really strong ibuprofen
You’ll cain it for days without a care
Whilst ill feel like that kid off the mask with
Cher
And I can’t
do it like I used to
Im nearly 32 and like you;
I should have a blummingfoot spa
A bluming six pack
A bluming clue
And a great big ruddy bloody car…
But I don’t
The neighbors are shagging again
And it’s ever so ever so loud
And the fat ones t shirt reads
It reads:
Return to the pub if found
Take me to your dealer please
I’m not really balding
It’s just a solar panel for a sex machine
These stranded soulless souls
Forever do they drift
Upon reefs of real ale and public house shoals
3 crates of bar stool politics
7 sacks of times of old
10 barrels of bitter and loneliness
And 1 heavy heart, stored in the hold
On this one, barnacles on the starboard side
That ones leaking rum
She’s been moored, and waits the lord
‘Cos once you scuttled your done
I feel like
A million
Zimbabwean
Dollars
Let me make two things clear
We should have been nicer to each other
And it smells like games workshop in here
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